Total Medals Earned: 1,337 (From 197 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,285 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/115 points)
Start the Game
Play on Christmas Day
Finish the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (180/210 points)
Complete Your First Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)
It feels like you made it worse for that person.
Encounter a random special character.
It feels as though you truly helped that person?
It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/405 points)
Spell 1 word in a single game
Spell 5 words in a single game
Spell 10 words in a single game
Spell 15 words in a single game
Spell 20 words in a single game
Spell 25 words in a single game
Complete a daily game
Complete 5 daily games
Complete 10 daily games
Complete 20 daily games
Reach a depth of 1,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 2,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 3,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 4,000 ft.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Nice one!
Medals Earned: 3/30 (40/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 19/20 (280/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
Watch credits
It's okay just to be present sometimes
who in the right mind would make a joke like that...
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/290 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Clear Level 5
Clear Level 6
Clear Level 7
Clear Level 8
Clear Level 9
Clear Level 10
Medals Earned: 8/9 (120/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!